Competition
Click a player for their cardOverall standings
RankPlayerExactRelegatedScore
Season 2026/27Predictions locked
The Table Never Lies
Caius Sporting GurusPremier League
Predictor
Pick the top eight and the bottom three. Live standings turn every league-place miss into strokes, with lower scores winning.
League leader GW 1
J
Overall rank 1
JDB
−3633 under par5 bullseyes · 3/3 relegation hits
Lowest score winsPar −3Perfect −59
Live dataDemo standings
Players5
Picks judged55
Last updateMon 19:00
League overview
Standings & live table
Scores recalculate automatically whenever the Premier League table changes.
Live movement
GW 1Swing monitor
Baseline captured
Next matchweek unlocks score, rank and pick-level swings.
- Current leader
- JDB
- Lead
- 9 strokes
Matchweek history
Starting gridLeaderboard race
History starts here. The first race lines unlock after Matchweek 2.
Premier League
Demo standingsMatchweek 1
PosClubPGDPts
1—Arsenal1+73
2—Man City1+63
3—Chelsea1+53
4—Liverpool1+43
5—Man United1+33
6—Newcastle United1+23
7—Aston Villa1+13
8—Tottenham101
9—Brighton101
10—Bournemouth101
11—Crystal Palace101
12—Brentford101
13—Fulham101
14—Everton1-20
15—Nott'm Forest1-30
16—Leeds United1-40
17—Sunderland1-50
18—Coventry City1-60
19—Ipswich Town1-70
20—Hull City1-80
Top-eight target Relegation zone
Score breakdown
Player scorecard
Select any player above to see the eleven calls behind their score.
S
Selected card
Sowerpuss
Score pathLower is better
Miss distance+15
Top-eight hits−14
Relegation hits−15
Exact bonuses−6
Insight bonuses0
Live score−2017 under par
Strokes+15
Deductions−35
Bullseyes2
Relegation hits3
Insight0
PickClubNowStrokeBonusNet
Top eight−2 zone bonus · exact bonus varies
1stManchester CityNow2ndStroke+1Bonus−2Net−1
2ndArsenalNow1stStroke+1Bonus−2Net−1
3rdManchester UnitedNow5thStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
4thLiverpoolBullseyeNow4thStroke+0Bonus−4Net−4
5thChelseaNow3rdStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
6thBrighton & Hove AlbionNow9thStroke+3Bonus—Net+3
7thAston VillaBullseyeNow7thStroke+0Bonus−6Net−6
8thNewcastle UnitedNow6thStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
Bottom three−5 relegation bonus · −2 exact
18thHull CityNow20thStroke+2Bonus−5Net−3
19thCoventry CityNow18thStroke+1Bonus−5Net−4
20thIpswich TownNow19thStroke+1Bonus−5Net−4
01
Miss distanceOne stroke for every league place missed.
02
Zone calls−2 for a top-eight hit. −5 for a relegated club.
03
BullseyesExact-position bonuses rise in the more volatile places.