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Pick the top eight and the bottom three. Live standings turn every league-place miss into strokes, with lower scores winning.

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League leader GW 1
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Overall rank 1

JDB

−3633 under par5 bullseyes · 3/3 relegation hits
Lowest score winsPar −3Perfect −59
Live dataDemo standings
Players5
Picks judged55
Last updateMon 19:00

League overview

Standings & live table

Scores recalculate automatically whenever the Premier League table changes.

Competition

Overall standings

Click a player for their card
RankPlayerExactRelegatedScore
Live movement

Swing monitor

GW 1
Baseline captured

Next matchweek unlocks score, rank and pick-level swings.

Current leader
JDB
Lead
9 strokes
Matchweek history

Leaderboard race

Starting grid
Player rank through the seasonThe first matchweek baseline. New line segments appear after each matchweek.12345GW 1

History starts here. The first race lines unlock after Matchweek 2.

Premier League

Matchweek 1

Demo standings
PosClubPGDPts
1—Arsenal1+73
2—Man City1+63
3—Chelsea1+53
4—Liverpool1+43
5—Man United1+33
6—Newcastle United1+23
7—Aston Villa1+13
8—Tottenham101
9—Brighton101
10—Bournemouth101
11—Crystal Palace101
12—Brentford101
13—Fulham101
14—Everton1-20
15—Nott'm Forest1-30
16—Leeds United1-40
17—Sunderland1-50
18—Coventry City1-60
19—Ipswich Town1-70
20—Hull City1-80
Top-eight target Relegation zone

Score breakdown

Player scorecard

Select any player above to see the eleven calls behind their score.

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Selected card

Sowerpuss

Score pathLower is better
Miss distance+15
Top-eight hits−14
Relegation hits−15
Exact bonuses−6
Insight bonuses0
Live score−2017 under par
Strokes+15
Deductions−35
Bullseyes2
Relegation hits3
Insight0
PickClubNowStrokeBonusNet
Top eight−2 zone bonus · exact bonus varies
1stManchester CityNow2ndStroke+1Bonus−2Net−1
2ndArsenalNow1stStroke+1Bonus−2Net−1
3rdManchester UnitedNow5thStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
4thLiverpoolBullseyeNow4thStroke+0Bonus−4Net−4
5thChelseaNow3rdStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
6thBrighton & Hove AlbionNow9thStroke+3Bonus—Net+3
7thAston VillaBullseyeNow7thStroke+0Bonus−6Net−6
8thNewcastle UnitedNow6thStroke+2Bonus−2NetE
Bottom three−5 relegation bonus · −2 exact
18thHull CityNow20thStroke+2Bonus−5Net−3
19thCoventry CityNow18thStroke+1Bonus−5Net−4
20thIpswich TownNow19thStroke+1Bonus−5Net−4
01

Miss distanceOne stroke for every league place missed.

02

Zone calls−2 for a top-eight hit. −5 for a relegated club.

03

BullseyesExact-position bonuses rise in the more volatile places.